What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?