What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a table you can eat?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who won the race between two balls of string?