What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?