Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?