Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?