Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
She finally gets her husband out of the house.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What animal has the most fun?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?