Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?