What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why are ghosts always single?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is sand's favorite movie?