What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a forklift?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?