Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?