Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?