Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?