Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?