Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?