Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why are books always so angry?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the laziest vegetable?