Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?