Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
Which bug is related to you?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?