What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How does a barber get to work?