Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What animal knows kung fu?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?