Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?