Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?