Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?