Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the most adorable season?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?