Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?