Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?