Which fish is the best at making glass art?
A blowfish.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?