Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?