Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?