What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why are all priests fit?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?