Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?