What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the bee sad?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do mermaids see movies?