Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call the dog magician?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?