What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Sandy Claus.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What famous scientist will try anything?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?