Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?