Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What game do bats excel at?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?