Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What animal makes the best lunches?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?