What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do little fish love to play with?