What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?