Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What car always breaks the rules?