What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?