What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What car always breaks the rules?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?