Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?