Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do fish do at parades?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?