Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What day is your mom always right?