Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
He prefers a bare bones vehicle.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which music festival was full of lumber?