What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
When do astronauts eat?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?