Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How does the sun listen to music?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?