Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
