How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?