Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How long do chickens work?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?