What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?