Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where does breakfast live?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?