Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?