What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
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What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do kids love theater classes?