What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?