Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What animals make the best students?