Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which former US President was always cold?