How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are baseball games at night?