Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?