Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?