Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?